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[mossheaded]

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[floresco]

Seriously?

[ Okay, no, she knows he's oblivious, she can't be that incredulous. ]

Because! You'll even better to check out in-between weeding rows of plants if you're wearing less!

[mossheaded]

you had to ask the flowers about that?

[ are the flowers checking him out too? it's not a 'no', though. ]

[floresco]

[ They're not, not checking him out. ]

To be honest, I was the one who brought it up, but they agreed less clothing is probably better all around!

[mossheaded]

so you want me to take off my shirt

[ those flowers sound as perverted as the cook. ]

[floresco]

I could take off your shirt for you, since it was my idea.

[mossheaded]

dont really need help

[ huh. wait. he feels like maybe he is missing something. ]

[floresco]

But... do you want the help?

[ You would think she'd learn her less about these taciturn stoic types ]

[mossheaded]

you want to?

[ it’s rude to answer a question with a question, but he wants to be clear. ]

[floresco]

I wasn't going to let the flowers get the opportunity!

[mossheaded]

that was never gonna happen

[floresco]

Because they don't have thumbs.

[mossheaded]

thats not why

[ they do not have thumbs, because they do not have hands. or clothes. or any reason to take off his shirt!

okay, he was getting off track. ]

[floresco]

So you do want me to take your clothes off!

[mossheaded]

THATS NOT

[ he didn't not want her to. shit. ]

that isnt what i was talking about

[floresco]

Then why? Is it allergies?

[mossheaded]

because i dont need a damn plant to help me with that
if its gonna happen itd be a person

[floresco]

Guess it must be your lucky day then! I just so happen to be a person who is very interested in taking off your shirt!

[mossheaded]

that all you want?

[floresco]

And the pants. Think you would be interested in getting my clothes off?

[ He apparently needs direct! ]

[mossheaded]

only fair if youre taking mine

[ he likes direct, okay. ]

[floresco]

When you say it like that, it sounds like I'm not gonna give them back for a while. Not a bad idea if you think about it. We'll have more fun without them on!

[mossheaded]

we get that far
dont plan on stopping for a while

[floresco]

Oh it's on mister! You and your clothes are officially in danger 😉