[ he can hear something, distantly. were he literally anyone else, he would probably walk in the direction of the sound - but given his irrevocably skewed internal compass, zoro is veering off to the left.
Find me? How are you going to find me when I can't find you?
[ A more logical person would find this completely absurd, but as frustrating as this is, playing the most chaotic game of Marco Polo is almost fun. Besides, how far away could he really get?
[ it would be perilous to underestimate the anti-navigational abilities of a man who got lost in a straight line. however, one can hope that his current meandering path will lead him in a giant circle, as he keeps his eye to the ground, still on the hunt for flowers.
his own frustration does begin to slow his stride, and he glowers at the transponder with an exaggerated sigh. how hard could this be?! yet, with the momentary pause, he does manage to catch the distinct sound of the woman's voice, still a distance out, but clear enough. ]
[ well, that did sound like her. his gauge of distance was admittedly not the greatest when there was no cutting involved, but it did seem closer than it had previously. ]
[ Yelling was getting boring let her live. Or not, since what follows is a lot of Smooth Criminal-esque, Zoro are you okay, are you okay Zoro improvisation. ]
[ and unlikely as that is, zoro's protective instincts are too deeply ingrained to ignore it. he actually is trying to focus, and see if he can pick up on anything large, dangerous, and... steathly? ]
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Ois aren't her thing, however, instead she's woohooing over and over. ]
Is this working?
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close enough. ]
might be. think i hear you
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You better not be getting further away!
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why the hell would i do that???
just stay there and so i can find you dammit!!
[ his idea is mostly sound, if it didn't involve him being the one still moving. ]
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[ A more logical person would find this completely absurd, but as frustrating as this is, playing the most chaotic game of Marco Polo is almost fun. Besides, how far away could he really get?
Another hello shouted at the sky later– ]
Am I closer yet?
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his own frustration does begin to slow his stride, and he glowers at the transponder with an exaggerated sigh. how hard could this be?! yet, with the momentary pause, he does manage to catch the distinct sound of the woman's voice, still a distance out, but clear enough. ]
heard that
sounds closer
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How much closer?
[ And then, just for scientific purposes, she yells that question too. ]
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cant tell
keep yelling
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You know, this is kind of catchy!
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[ This is a threat. ]
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there wont be a next time!!
[ at least until tomorrow. ]
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[ She'll just have to think up a plan b. ]
Though, technically if you're trying to cut somebody they would know where you were, wouldn't they?
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[ maybe a feral one. ]
...
id find them
i'm so incredibly sorry
[ Aerith, please. ]
So you can find things when you want to cut them? Got it!
Okay, Zoro, there's a big, threatening hedge- [ Not threatening. ] hog. A hedgehog, a giant one! And I think it's going to kill me!
it is everything he deserves
[ the truth hurts. ]
a hedgehog
really
ok tru
It's armored! All messed up by the Mako! It's a hedge...wart...hog! I'm definitely in tons of danger!
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just nap where its comfortable
i dont hear anything
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Because it's wearing stealth armor like a ninja!
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thought you were being chased by a hedge warthog
[ and unlikely as that is, zoro's protective instincts are too deeply ingrained to ignore it. he actually is trying to focus, and see if he can pick up on anything large, dangerous, and... steathly? ]
you still close?
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I think I'm pretty close! I found a tree I can climb to look for you. And escape!
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